wentzslut:

LETS GET HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!grades

bestquius:

bestquius:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

thranduil-the-elven-king:

johnlockshipsdestiel:

seven-bridges:

nohetero:

dw:

CAN BOYS EVER WALK UP TO A TRASH CAN AND THROW THINGS AWAY NORMALLY OR IS THAT JUST NOT AN OPTION

no b/c if they get too close they will get sucked into their place of true belonging

actual footage:

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everyone clap for the doctor who fandom

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And they have come to reclaim their throne.

thiswhitechick-smh:

this is too much.
post:

☯☯

thearcticflame:

Remember when Team Rocket was introduced like

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Ooh, so mysterious and dangerous. Such threats.

But now it’s like

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NYEEEEEEHHH

luisavuitton-d:

Me asking my parents for money

nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

zaynhappened:

hatchworthsmoustache:

missjraffe:

cvn-t:

The hottest things I’ve ever been told.

I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis

#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

TITTY CROISSANTS
You know bothers me the most

You said you loved me,
We weren’t together
We were only texting, it was hard to see you
But you still said you loved me.
About a week later,
BOOM, you have a new boyfriend.
And now you’re all I have to think about .